Last week I had this kid called Glenn ask if I'd do an interview for his school journalism project. I jumped at the opportunity. Glenn was a cool kid.
Glenn: Did you know that the dudes in Tupac Shakur's group (Outlawz) put his ashes in a joint and smoked him?
MoB: Yeah, I heard about that.
Would you toke on 2-Pac?
Nah, probably not. I didn't respect him enough.
Who would you smoke then?
That's a hard one. That reminds me of Bill Hicks' joke about rolling a cigarrette with Claudia Schiffer's pussy. Yeah, so probably Bill Hicks. He'd like that.
I don't know him.
How old are you, 16?
Oh, keep your eyes open and you'll come across him sooner or later.
So why do you do a blog?
Because I can't communcate with people. I hate standing around talking to people, pretending I care about thier idiot existence. Looking in their faces, smiling, they piss me off, like looking at you right now you little bastard.
Are you okay?
No I'm not okay - this whole set up is wrong! Fuck this, fuck your project. Get the hell out of here! Leave me the fuck alone...
- Interview With Glenn
- Negative Guest List
- Rush To Relax
- Teenage Kicks
- Oh My God, Shut Up, Are You Serious?!
- Don't Spook The Horse
- Stupid Legs Kills Hunam
- Coburg = Trash
- Procedures For Parenthood
- Give Me Back My Name
- Soft Bomb: A Background Affair
- Zoo Music Girl
- This afternoon I found myself half way between the...
- The UV Race. Malaria / MASH / Good Money ...
- Gil Scott-Heron. I'm New Here
- Sonny and the Sunsets. Strange Love / Death Cream ...
- Two Of The Best
- Lane-way AK
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